Imagine that! I posted potentially too much information on the internet and He read it. Not only do people read this blog, He reads this blog.
˙˙˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıl sʇsod ʎɯ llɐ ƃuıʇıɹʍ ʇɹɐʇs oʇ pǝǝu ı ǝqʎɐɯ
This must totally be how Miss New Jersey felt when those hackers took her thong photos from her Facebook account to blackmail her.
No, in fact it’s not that dire at all. Let we expand and explain:
The ultimate dating compatibility test that I can think of is whether or not he can handle performance art. If you want to figure out someone’s character, just say “We’re going to go watch someone beat their chest with clay and cover themselves with red wine so when they crawl over glass you can’t tell if it’s blood or wine, and I think it’s going to be awesome.” He’ll try to react the way you want him to react but you’ll know how he feels. Trust me.